I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
