we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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