accomplished twins. life is a go
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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