If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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