Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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