Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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