just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
