Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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