My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
"it" just moved
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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