just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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