There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just want nice things and good sex
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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