I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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