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• (440): View more from Ohio

  you were so drunk you slurred your pauses

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.

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• (909): View more from California

  I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?

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• (925): View more from California

  You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Fuck me I smell like cheese

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