**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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