Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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