You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Best friends brother. Beat that.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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