Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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