every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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