just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
