Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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