so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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