is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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