dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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