Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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