I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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