That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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