just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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