For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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