we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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