tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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