So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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