Only a mothe r could love this liver
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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