I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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