Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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