Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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