don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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