you guys were way drunker than both of me
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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