If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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