did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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