So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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