Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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