We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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