What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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