Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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