super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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