He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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