We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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