Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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