Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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