he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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