Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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