is wine microwaveable?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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