Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I want you more than these girls want KFC
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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