Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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